People often remember quotes to remind themselves of something historic or noble. We prefer to document things that are neither historic nor noble, which is why these quotes are mostly of us.

Wegason: I only gave cooking time because we all know I inhale my food so eating time is immaterial

Elton John: Took a while to get used to the dancing, kept on stumbling until I bought a new pair of shoes from some random man in a tavern. Now I dance like a fairy.

Elton John: I don’t think I could cope with all that flame work AND visible male genitalia in one place

Deac: i can’t stand my results being nannified if i wanna search for pictures of men injecting saline into their balls i don’t want pictures of footballers